Solana · pump.fun · BAWSAQ never sleeps
BAWSAQ VICE CITY STOCK EXCHANGE
The neon trading floor where palm trees short the sunset. Ring the bell, ride the candles, and buy the only ticker on the board that's real: $BAWSAQ.
TBA — no contract posted yet
Only the address shown here is official. We will never DM you.
↔ drag to spin
Ocean Drive goes quiet. The LED band on the exchange wakes up.
// F3 · F4 · F6 — parody market, simulated ticks
The Big Board
Fictional Vice City companies. Every price here is made up and simulated in your browser — it is not real market data and not $BAWSAQ.
| ★ | Trend |
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“Buy the rumor, sell the sunset.” Analysts remain cautiously tanned.
// F5 · F10 · F11 — fake cash, real fun
The Trading Desk
You start with $25,000 of Monopoly-grade Vice City cash. Trade the parody board, watch the risk stars, pull the lever. Saved only in your browser.
- No positions. All cash, no fun.
Stars light up as your paper portfolio gets more concentrated and more volatile. Five stars = the Securities & Exploits Commission is on its way.
// F12 · F13 — the exchange in your pocket
VC Phone
Every Vice City hustler keeps the exchange one thumb away. Tap the apps: the board, your desk, the wire, and Pump or Dump — call the next candle on a parody stock before the timer runs out.
- 10 rounds, 3 seconds each
- Best score saved on this device
- No wallet. No money. Just bragging rights.
Will the next candle pump or dump?
// F9 — the only real ticker on this site
$BAWSAQ Live Quote
No fake candles here. When the mint is set in CONFIG.ca, this panel loads real DexScreener data for it.
Source: none yet (CA TBA).
// F8 — four slips to the floor
How to buy $BAWSAQ
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01ORDER SLIP
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper — never type it into a website.
Phantom -
02ORDER SLIP
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03ORDER SLIP
Open pump.fun
$BAWSAQ launches on pump.fun. Use only the CA posted here — copycat “BAWSAQ” tokens exist.
pump.fun -
04ORDER SLIP
Paste the CA, swap
Paste the official CA, set your amount, confirm. CA is TBA right now.
// F16 — pump.fun defaults, not on-chain verified
The Prospectus
These are the standard pump.fun launch parameters, shown as defaults. They have not been verified on-chain because no contract address has been posted yet.
// official uploads + generated loading screens
Exchange Lobby
FAQ
What's the official $BAWSAQ contract address?
It is TBA. It will be shown on this page only once it is posted. Many unrelated “BAWSAQ” tokens already exist — don't buy one from a DM or a random link.
Are the stock prices on the Big Board real?
No. Every company on the board is fictional parody and every price is simulated in your browser. It is not real market data and has nothing to do with the $BAWSAQ price.
Is the paper portfolio real money?
No. It's fake cash saved in your browser's local storage. Reset it any time.
Which chain and launchpad?
Solana, launched on pump.fun. Supply, tax and curve figures are pump.fun defaults, not on-chain verified.
Is this affiliated with Rockstar or GTA?
No. This is an unofficial fan-made meme. Not affiliated with Rockstar Games, Take-Two Interactive, or Grand Theft Auto.